Corporate rules for happy life

*  Boss is always right. * Trust nobody. * What happens in office, remain in office. Never take office gossips to home and vice versa. * Enter office on time, leave on time. Your desktop is not helping improvement in your health. * Never make GF/BF and/or brother/sister in office. It will always backfire. * Expect nothing. If somebody helps, feel thankful. If not, you will learn to know things on your own. * Never rush for position. If you get promoted, congrats. If not, it doesn't matter. You will always be remembered for your knowledge and politeness, not for your designation. * Never run behind office stuff. You have better things to do in life. * Avoid taking everything on your ego. Your salary matters. You are being paid. Use your assets to get happiness. * It doesn't matter how people treat you. Be humble. You are not everyone's cup of tea. * In the end nothing matters except family, friends, home, and Inner peace * Life Is What Happens Outside The Books -